doktorpeace:

fruitmeats:

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

cacen:

symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

Originally posted by stephanie-beatriz

edible3d:

Hi it’s 2019! Have some popsicles <3

gawki:

Colored Mildew!
Mushrooms eat trash and dead things, and stay cute.

ikkoros:

truly a match made in heaven, siegmeyer makes for a loving and nurturing trainer

biggaybunny:

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

dirtgirl1999:

like if i had ram horns things would be better i think.